OK so i'm about to tell you what i wish someone told me three years ago...
UNI IS A WASTE OF TIME!
i'm serious people, no one cares if you have a degree in rocket science these days because guess what hunny you cant even be a receptionist (no offence to any receptionist i'm just making the point that i thought all you had to do was look slutty)...
yes I've been job hunting and its going...well...its not going
soooo here's what really happened:
got my results
started applying for graduate jobs
got depressed started eating
started applying for senior retail jobs
got depressed started eating and drinking
started applying for 'no experience needed' jobs
got depressed..gained weight...got drunk...considering class A drugs (ok, not that bad...but close)
BUT, its ok because i've come to a conclusion to why this is happening to me.....
its my name
DUNYA
I mean who wants to employ a DUNYA over a EMMA or a VICKY and to be honest i don't blame them. like really though, WTF is a dunya?? at least with a vicky you know what your getting.. British, brown hair, medium height, well spoken...then you see 'dunya' and your mind goes into overload...a dunya could be anything!! does she even speak English??!!
so here's the plan...
I've decided to be White English
sorted!
no? NO because then you need extensive experience
why on earth would i need extensive experience when the job description is as follow:
will be required to photocopy, meet customers, make coffee and tea as required and fluent English.
guess what guys experience is essential ok, so it doesn't matter if you slaved over a degree the fact that your not a tea-making pro destroys your chances completely, and so what if you have years of retail experience...its nothing compared to the overwhelming task of stapling two pieces of paper together!! don't you dare underestimate the complexity of a stapler if you don't line the papers up right it could be CATASTROPHIC!!
the search continues...
xoxoxo
