Juliet shut the f*ck up!

Now i don't know about you, but i'm getting pretty sick and tired of forced love declarations on social networking sites.


first of all, ALL relationships will have highs and lows and you see that girl posting pictures of her man in a love heart with the caption 'together forever' which she spent hours making on paint so she can put it on...
facebook..
and twitter..
and instagram,,
and gumtree and any other place that hasn't banned her yet

yh you know her.

her and her man have ISSUES

putting up statuses like:
 'oww we soooo in love'
yhhh that girl and her man are on edge.

i'm serious people! shes got issues. When your in a loving relationship where you feel secure you wont feel the need to declare your love to the world and women who do that are only trying to reassure themselves.

now I'm not a Haagen Dazs eating singleton so don't even go there with the 'shes just hating' jazz..

i see you

these girls would claim that their doing it for the 'haters'
in that case shes missing a 'lol' at the end of that sentence because
 hun-ny... have you seen your man? even Shriek and Fiona ain't hatin on your boo!

these girls are simply in denial. now i'm not saying don't show your love for your significant other, by all means, spill out your guts but before you do... just think why? how does this make me look? and when Emeli Sande was writing those lyrics did she want me to rinse the sh*t out of them on my statuses?

TRUST me! he feels your kind of love, WE all do! and its the desperate kind

the worst part is when girls make up lies about their love lives

prime example:


Juliet: dinner with my baby boy tonight <3

3mins later

Romeo: FIFA night with my boys @murdermanP and @MOB #brosOverHoes

Juliet.....babe....

come here for some cyber cuddles you knob

you obviously haven't heard the phrase of the day :

love is like a fart, if you have to force it, its probably shit.

xoxo

you blind bro?

OMG guys!

 i have some heart breaking news..... people seem to be turning blind younger and younger, all i see now-er days is more and more sunglasses, especially at night time. the poor things probably don't want people to be notice awwww *cyber cuddles*

i blame global warming, david camron and tinnie temper. Since tinnie's been open about his eye infection its encouraged more and more youngsters to get outside and say to the world 'YES i'm blind YES i will wear sunglasses in the fog YES! i am proud'

now rumor has it that these youngsters aren't really blind but that their just trying to be kool kats! 

well i don't believe it, i mean what human in their right mind with half a brain would wear sunglasses at night time,

indoors,

in the winter,

in dim lighting.

i mean what complete idiot would do that.

HA! i said, never would any stupid mug wear sunglasses to look cool as your suggestion they do. 

so if by any chance you do this. 

which i'm sure you don't as only idiots do this.

and if by any chance you are doing this in a rave..(which i suppose you are not because it will make you a mug).

and if you are inside wood green shopping center and you are doing this (which you wouldn't be as you are not a moron)

and if by any remote chance you are on the bus (which you did not pay for as you are broke) and you are doing this (which you wouldn't be, as you don't want to look like a blind person who has lost their Labrador) 

STOP!! 

male, female, pitbull

just stop!!!

please? for the love of insanity. sunglasses are there to protect your eyes from sun rays. they do not make you p-diddy or sean paul or anyone else remotely 'cool' they make you...you but with glasses on and partially blind as you cant see at night already and with your sunglasses on it drops your visibility levels to about 30% 

and then they wonder why global warming is getting worse.

people think its \always night time so they wont switch off their damn lights! 

xoxo