keek you neek!

OH

MY 

GOODNESS!

what in prada's name is keek!

no guys seriously people are seriously putting videos up and its not an accident!

i watched a few and whats the right terminology...

cringe!

exhibit A:

this girl that was clearly made up. i mean make up...hair curled....smokey frigging eye and she was like 'sooo just finished my workout looking a little rough right now..' really babe? you took 3 hours to get ready to look rough? we can see your lip liner god damn it!

Exhibit B

another lost soul

' ohh hi keekers my life is so wild i'm not just putting it on' like you didn't just say to everyone in the room 'OK guys i'm gonna keek so lets go crazy so people think i have a life'

exhibit C

no joke this is real.

girl: 'hi keekers'

*sips on tea*

girls: 'ahhhh'

thats it. thats the whole friggin video! children are starving in the world. there's poverty and war and women are getting killed for wearing trousers and THIS is your life?

excuse me while i throw up in your micheal kors. THIS. IS. NOT LIFE!

please if you do one thing today check out a keek..

it will make you think

'hay! my life's sh*t but it could be worse, i could be them! woohoo!'

but you know what its not their fault! these poor girls. they're only following the herd. with TOWIE and geordie shore as the Shepard  whats the worst that can happen? i mean they can't tell a dictionary from a thesaurus. but hunny, there getting paid and your just putting it about for free. you are not #winning* your a #retard*. to be honest i don't blame them. us normal people with a full brain couldn't think of something so successful and those fifteen people bought their only two brain cells each to the table and now their #ballin* and we are hash tag pissed!

and as for those idiots who dress up for 0.36 seconds of video.. READ A BOOK or go to church... i'd start with church if i was you because only jesus can save you now.

xoxo

*notice how annoyng hash tagging can be and please stop doing it or i will hit you hard...with a pole. 

no homo bruv!

why is it, we have come to a place whereby a man can't compliment another man without saying 'no homo' at the end of it? what you think by saying that your taking away gayness? you do realize by saying no homo just proves you were thinking about gayness thus attracting gayness and now you feel so uncomfortable about gayness that your now questioning your straightness. deep huh?

what is every ones problem with being gay anyway? why do people get so touchy and feely about it?

i don't understand.

if someone is gay doesn't mean they are remotely attracted to you so you can come right off your high horse or that their sexuality has anything to do with you as a person.

i think its time people realize being gay is NOT a choice. i can prove this to you in one simple concept.

think about yourself (if you're gay ignore this bit) could you possibly choose to be attracted to the same sex? no? exactly! and think about the hassle and stress that comes with being gay and having to open up, how can someone choose to do this to themselves?


to all those people out there who are gay or bisexual be proud of who you are! if you don't embrace who you are you will be unhappy your whole life. no one's happiness is worth sacrificing you're own. where there's a will there's a way, so do what you need to do for yourself.

those who matter won't mind and those who mind won't matter.

xoxo

FREE HOLIDAY!

ok guys, here's the plan. i'm offering you a free vacation to go to anywhere you wanna go...anywhere in the world

BUT 

you only have 10kg luggage allowance.

so i guess it would be silly to bring the swimming costume you had when you were 10 years old right?

and you defiantly wouldn't bring your winter coat to the bahamas?

and surely you wouldn't carry someone else's baggage if you only had 10kg?

you wouldn't even dream of bringing rubbish from you're kitchen bin in your suitcase right?

exactly. so why do you insist on weighing you're mind with all this junk if you wouldn't even put it in your suitcase.

unless you haven't gathered by now i'm not really taking you on holiday i'm just trying to show you how much our thoughts are weighed down by things we don't need.

like your swimming costume from when you were 10... that's the past. we worry SO much about what has happened to us in the past that we don't realize its not relevant anymore and the only person who it's affecting is ourselves, it just plain silly. i'm not saying forget your past or pretend it didn't happen. i'm just saying deal with it and make sure it never gets in your way or makes you feel a certain way again. how can you move forward and go on holiday if you're carrying weight you don't need?

that winter coat? that's worry. how many times do we worry about things that MIGHT happen. i know i do this daily. yes things might go wrong, but what if they don't? you just stressed yourself out for no reason. it's like me saying....i'm never going outside because i might get bitten by a dog and turn into a werewolf. stop being a cautious carol and be a brave ben! you get what you expect, so if you expect the worst... guess what you're gonna get?

for the love of candyfloss PLEASE stop carrying other people weight around. gosh you people love to worry about other people  be it good or bad. 'did you know shes doing this' ' did you know shes doing that' 'ohh i can't be happy because he's not'  'ohh i cant move on because that person's like this'. If you are this person spray yourself in the eye with perfume. worrying about someone else isn't going to change anything for their life, its just going to make yours harder. people make their own choices. they didn't ask you when they had that cheeseburger and now they're over weight and they sure didn't ask you when they had sex with that man and now they're pregnant.  so it's not for you to worry. all you can do is be there for them when they need you're advice or shoulder but you can't make their decisions for them. so if god has given you something to be thankful for. take it! and don't look back. 

and the rubbish. that's the gossip, rumors and negativity people like to bring to your doorstep. if someone handed you rubbish on the street would you take it into you're home? no you wouldn't. so why do you let it into your mind. you need to remember the more successful you become the more people want to bring you down. its the sad truth. people don't like to see other people succeed. so next time someone comes to you with sh*t. leave it at the door. don't think about it. don't talk about it. don't even acknowledge it to be slightly true because if you give it value it will ruin you're progress. if you choose to give rubbish value...you're  taking value away from yourself. 

99% of the thoughts we have are repeat thoughts. imagine if you had the power of a clear mind...

xoxo