MC JSA on the mic

first of all, there is nothing wrong with claiming job seekers allowance..i get it...shit happens..its tough out there! BUT, just because you cant make it in the professional world doesn't mean you have to start making up jobs....like the 904589453 young people thinking there rappers. ermm last time i checked talking fast doesn't make you a rapper because if it did im sure most of the girls in Essex would have got the qualification (no offence but you girls do talk at 100mph). Furthermore.. stop hassling me to buy your damn mixe tape when im trying to shop...i know its £5 but that's a bloody shopping spree in Primark for some..soo leave it yh?

and to the hopeless lot...look you've been in the 'game' far too long to be oblivious to the fact that your not going anywhere fast so you might want to take that job as a sales assistant and stop dreaming. wakey, wakey! look lets put it this way, anyone can put youtube on in the background and record themselves on there phone..what are you really offering? i know you wanna be ballin but lets face it, you are not splashing out on anything soon at this rate.

ohhh and don't get me started on the names. prime example:  chipmunk...well that name speaks for it self, its like someone calling themselves badger or hedgehog, how is that acceptable? what else makes me laugh is how they attempt to add originality to their names...e.g ironik.......first of all, just because you changed one letter that sounds exactly like the letter you replaced doesn't even make sense and sorry, but i don't get it. whats so ironik? am i missing the joke here?

i think the message is clear here..making it big in the grime world is like winning the lottery or in terms that are more fitting to this topic, its like being awarded disability allowance when your pretending to be disabled..you can try all you like but the crowd just ain't buying it...sorry 

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